Psycopathic Chief Minister of Delhi Arvind Kejriwal has declared today that Prime Minister Narendra Modi might even go to the extent of killing him, in the days to come.
CNI tried looking at the top 10 ways in which Narendra Modi can actually kill Arvind Kejriwal:
10. Modi will run his plane over Arvind Kejriwal’s Wagon R
9. Put beef in Kejriwal’s refrigerator and inform Bajrang Dal
8. Ban ‘Dharnas’ at Jantar Mantar. Arvind Kejriwal will die of sorrow
7. Arrest Kejriwal and put him in Tihar jail; will serve him Lauki ki sabzi for 15 days
6. Blow away Arvind Kejriwal with Modi Wave
5. Ban movie theatres in Delhi; Kejriwal will die of boredom
4. Ban Twitter in India
3. Stop the manufacturing of medicines for cough
2. Lock Arvind Kejriwal in a room with Subramanian Swamy
1. Inform Shivraj Singh Chouhan that Arvind Kejriwal knows about Vyapam Scam
If you were Narendra Modi, which methods would you adopt for killing Arvind Kejriwal?
CNI tried looking at the top 10 ways in which Narendra Modi can actually kill Arvind Kejriwal:
10. Modi will run his plane over Arvind Kejriwal’s Wagon R
9. Put beef in Kejriwal’s refrigerator and inform Bajrang Dal
8. Ban ‘Dharnas’ at Jantar Mantar. Arvind Kejriwal will die of sorrow
7. Arrest Kejriwal and put him in Tihar jail; will serve him Lauki ki sabzi for 15 days
6. Blow away Arvind Kejriwal with Modi Wave
5. Ban movie theatres in Delhi; Kejriwal will die of boredom
4. Ban Twitter in India
3. Stop the manufacturing of medicines for cough
2. Lock Arvind Kejriwal in a room with Subramanian Swamy
1. Inform Shivraj Singh Chouhan that Arvind Kejriwal knows about Vyapam Scam
If you were Narendra Modi, which methods would you adopt for killing Arvind Kejriwal?
