A wave of insecurity swept across Uttar Pradesh when the news that Azam Khan's buffaloes were stolen came to light. According to Azam Khan, he spent a restless night right before the morning when he discovered that the buffaloes were stolen. He added that he used to go grazing with buffaloes everyday. He disclosed that the fresh green grass soaked in mist was the source of his highly intelligent brain. He claimed that the buffaloes were his best friends and they were with him in all his times. He spent most of his time with his buffaloes. Absence of his colleagues highly disheartened him from going grazing which in turn reflected in dropping of his IQ.
The buffaloes were stolen from the minister's highly secured underground cowshed facility in the farmhouse. The robbers cut the thick titanium chains to gain access to the compound. The marks on the cut titanium are that of the almost indestructible metal alloy Adamantium. This leaded the cops to suspect Logan, the Wolverine is the thief. It however turned to be a wrong allegation when it was found that Logan was not present at the crime scene, he was delivering lectures to the students in the School For The Gifted. Within minutes after the report, a massive search operation was initiated following the orders of Azam Khan. The constables and the inspector who was in charge of the farmhouse cowshed were suspended for failing in securing the buffaloes. Right from constables to IPS officers were engaged in the operation. The dedicated team worked for 25 hours a day, 8 days a week to search for the buffaloes. The search lasted for several days. The search was however in vain. Owing to that fact that the buffaloes were having high IQ, Azam Khan urged that the search operation should be extended to the neighbouring states. Following the minister's order, the search operation extended to Madhya Pradesh, Chhatisgarh, Bihar and West Bengal. After days of restless search the buffaloes were found in Kolkata. It was only then that everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
A private jet was reserved to bring the buffaloes back to home. The buffaloes were unhappy with the minister's decision. After their arrival, our media team reached the minister and sought permission to interview the buffaloes. On interviewing the buffaloes, we came to know their sad plight. They told us, "We were not stolen. We went to see Narendra Modi's rally. We were in fact, able to get the tickets for the rally but were forced to return home. We were jolted and were suffering from pagalhogayahumaimania ( a rare mental disorder that occurs after listening to pappu gandhi's interviews and speeches). The only cure was listening to Modi's speech. Not only humans but we buffaloes along with all animals support Narendara Modi and we want to see him as the next Prime Minister."
Azam Khan thanked the cops and the suspended constables and the inspector were reinstated. After coming back to duty, the cops were seen happy. They thanked the minister and awarded him the 'Sadma Bhushan" award for keeping up with the tyranny and misuse of power.
The buffaloes were stolen from the minister's highly secured underground cowshed facility in the farmhouse. The robbers cut the thick titanium chains to gain access to the compound. The marks on the cut titanium are that of the almost indestructible metal alloy Adamantium. This leaded the cops to suspect Logan, the Wolverine is the thief. It however turned to be a wrong allegation when it was found that Logan was not present at the crime scene, he was delivering lectures to the students in the School For The Gifted. Within minutes after the report, a massive search operation was initiated following the orders of Azam Khan. The constables and the inspector who was in charge of the farmhouse cowshed were suspended for failing in securing the buffaloes. Right from constables to IPS officers were engaged in the operation. The dedicated team worked for 25 hours a day, 8 days a week to search for the buffaloes. The search lasted for several days. The search was however in vain. Owing to that fact that the buffaloes were having high IQ, Azam Khan urged that the search operation should be extended to the neighbouring states. Following the minister's order, the search operation extended to Madhya Pradesh, Chhatisgarh, Bihar and West Bengal. After days of restless search the buffaloes were found in Kolkata. It was only then that everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
A private jet was reserved to bring the buffaloes back to home. The buffaloes were unhappy with the minister's decision. After their arrival, our media team reached the minister and sought permission to interview the buffaloes. On interviewing the buffaloes, we came to know their sad plight. They told us, "We were not stolen. We went to see Narendra Modi's rally. We were in fact, able to get the tickets for the rally but were forced to return home. We were jolted and were suffering from pagalhogayahumaimania ( a rare mental disorder that occurs after listening to pappu gandhi's interviews and speeches). The only cure was listening to Modi's speech. Not only humans but we buffaloes along with all animals support Narendara Modi and we want to see him as the next Prime Minister."
Azam Khan thanked the cops and the suspended constables and the inspector were reinstated. After coming back to duty, the cops were seen happy. They thanked the minister and awarded him the 'Sadma Bhushan" award for keeping up with the tyranny and misuse of power.
